Saturday, August 04, 2007

Mahjong Saturday

Was summoned by raymond to go to xavier's house for a mahjong session... Long time since i played... And it feels shiok to be able to touch them(the tiles) and play again...

Started playing and won only twice during the round of 6. They(YingHui,Raymond,Xavier) got bored so fast, stopped after the 6th round and they went to the computer to watch some idiotic videos... First up was the 'american guy'. A cartoon character that has jokes which to me, isn't THAT funny after all... Then they watched 'smosh' and the jokes i could hardly comphrehend, thanks to the very fast english.

Since it was so lame... I didn't join them but went to the sofa for the potter's tale. But i couldn't really concentrate, since they moved to hokkien videos. And as expected, vulgarities came like the rushing water the yellow river. First i heard a singer singing, and its super vulgar can? The lyrics are like so... so... Crappy. Then they moved on to 'hokkien lessons' which is actually teaching people who to speak vulgarities in hokkien and the translation are they in case people couldn't understand... How thoughtful huh?

The next video they watched aroused my attention. It's like, a lady address a 'cao ah gua' and the stupid things that say... Which was repeatedly repeated throughout the remaining days. Its lame... Only people like them would be interested -.-

Went back for another round of mahjong and played forfeit this time. The guy who discard the winning tile has to drink 3 cups of water... And if the winner 'zi mo'(self touch-meaning drawing the winning tile himself) all the other 3 will have to drink a cup each. Ended up 3 cups into my stomach... Haiz. After which they got bored like usual... We moved on to 'tai di'(big 2) with the usual forfeit, except this time... The loser got to drink1 cup only. This time only got to drink 1 cup... Heng arh. Moved on to 'blackjack' and this time, the forfeit was much different. Instead of drinking till we almost threw up, we digged the house and found some tidbits that we never saw before... And used them as forfeit!

Ginger sweets and something damn disgusting that i never ever luckily got the chance to eat. I didn't lose at all, but i didnt win anyway =P. But at least i wont get to eat those disgusting sweets. Look at their faces after eating the sweets also scared le arh. Still dare eat meh. Damn the guy who suggested such disgusting punishments... Lol.

By the time we finished with our 'gambling'(money not involved, not counted) We decided to go to the supermarkets like aunties and buy our own groceries to bring back home to cook ourselves... Ended up eating dinner at 8.50pm. With mee pok(instant noodles style), sausages, eggs, crispy chicken and fishballs! wow, so fong fu... Haha.

Xavier's mum returned home and she bought SATAYS!!! Wah, add food sia... Lol. Watched the jacky wu's show together before returning home... What a beautiful way to end my saturday =P


Sincerity does not require a present to represent. It will be truely felt.

Friday, August 03, 2007

Exciting Friday!

Exciting day today, really really felt great, wonder when was the last time i had so much fun and excitement in school? When's its just another school day and no special school events happened.

Noticed something wrong with her when i stepped into the school, she did not have her usual aura of energy and seemed kind of tired...

Started the day off with A-Maths. My god lah, the concept is really hard to understand man. But if you really do, its kinda easy actually but thats provided you understand the stupid concept and am able to use the formula according. Saw evidence after maths test that she was unwell... Msged BIG BIRD to ask if she's okay... I was worried lah... Like don't know why?

Got back our biology test papers... The one i thought i would get 17/25 marks... In the end? I got 20!!! lol, to think that i didn't really study =P. Maybe im a prodigy after all... Haha. Went to sit in front of the screen because my eyes's conditions are worsening and MC made the suggestion. Although i was kinda thinking of the same thing. Great mind thinks alike? MC was like asking what vulagrity JiaQi uttered during her training. Mc CLAIMS that he doesn't speak vulgarity when he play snookers which is like so WRONG? He would always utter a considerably loud !@#$ when he missed an easy ball. Which i demostrated because i believed that JiaQi will not be able to comphrehend without illustrations. And crappily... MRS CHOY heard!!! Like damn suay can? It was just a illustration >.<
LiuRan lend me his PE attire because he was not attending and i didn't bring. YOU'RE NICE!

Went to the library for my usual dosage of the potter's tale. Finally received a reply. I was right. And BIG BIRD described it as 'wolfie's instincts'. So i might as well do a clarification.

CHARACTERISTICS OF A WOLFIE:
1. Has keen, observant eyes that can be switched on and off at will. Scares people with the glares they're on...
2. Move/ Walk without sound, to help in the observations/'ambushes'
3. Preys on prey only when needed... Do not like to make his move until required to
4. Has weapons(Eg, teeth) that are used only in terms of emergencies which presence can only be felt by people of equal observance.

Went for history class after recess. I'm still quite unused to mrs yeo's creative teaching. I mean, she doesn't teach the way most teachers does, and i really need time to get used to it, especially when we only see her like 2 periods a week? And we're so damn behind time... Grrrr. We're gonna have NIGHT CLASS. Its like, COOL MAN. 1st time leh, call me 'sua ku' if you must. Whatever. So its tuesday before the carnival. Proceeded with our history test. Mrs yeo stated that she was kind to let us choose between the 3 regimes, which was true. And she mocked herself for setting such easy questions for class test... Lol. Was busy writing and writing, then when i finally stopped, and looked back at my answers, i realised they fill up all the lines given. Like wow? 12 mark question only leh. Saw some FREAKS using 2 paper. Freak you people. You are FREAKS.

JiaQi showed me roughly how much she written and i was like lol? So little arh? About half of mine only sia =P. Showed her how much i've written instead and she gave me a irritated face... Handed up the 3 mindmaps and after seeing JiaQi's felt kinda stupid... Grrr, i've got no talent in mindmaps... And my points were like so brief? read the headings of the textbook is equalivent to reading my mindmap arh. BUT BUT BUT at least i did them right? Its like so many people didnt do lah... And their reasons were... AHEM AHEM.

Assmebly came 2 music troops... They were cool can? Damn zai, enjoyed myself pretty much... Haha, got our vineyards. It was such simple and basic one, but the contents were certainly filled up. And i saw our choir photo taken at the VCH during the SYF in the vineyard... Oh, it brings back so much memories... Not of the choir but of her... Haiz. Clarence came to find me... So i could open up the snooker room for him... But when i went to the security guard post, i was informed that the key was already taken. Felt a sudden surge of anger... Dont know why leh. I mean, im not the only person entitled to taking the key but someone else taking it without me knowing just feel so, crappy.

And the culprit was just as expected... After all, there are only 3 people who can claim the key including me. Anger decreased when i started playing. Snooker really rocks man. Calms you down!!! Unless you failed to hit in any balls no matter how hard you tried. Went for choir, its so damn dead man, especially when so many sec 3s didnt come due to the napfa test or HMT. JunHao didnt even come school >.<

And when the last batch of sec 3 guys(Kuek Jing, SiYang&Me) left for the napfa test. I think hte guys just died there... Lol.

Went to the hall for napfa, noticed 1 thing, BIG BIRDS CANT JUMP! Lol. Wolves can't really either, but at least jump further than BIG BIRDS. Lol. I am just so damn mean. Started off the test with sit-ups. MC did 43 man. OMG, he's fitter than i thought. Haha. And bloody hell, sit-ups are the only thing that i managed to get a 'A' for, and the only thing i won MC at. With 44 sit-ups!!! LOL. Went on to the jumping station. They say i very funny one. Jump so far in the air, but when i land, land straight down instead of the swing most people have. Just imagine hurling a ball... It will slowly rise as the distance increase and then slowly drop when it reaches its peak. However, i dun slowly drop, i stop as if i banged into a wall upon reaching my peak. Hence the stupid effect.

Moved on to sit and reach. Crap sia, my leg too long le lahhhhh. Ended up with a pathetic 39.5cm. Haiz, maybe it ain't so good to have long legs after all... zzz. Most of the guys were stuck with pull-ups which caused them problems when i cheated at the inclined pull-ups =P. Mr sim, my chinese teacher still counted when the pull-ups i pulled are obviously off standard. Lol. SHUTTLE RUN IS CRAP CRAP AND CRAP. zzz, can't stand it, im just so sucky in this kinda fitness thingys. I think my body kind of lost its balance somehow, wheneve i try to brake, i'll topple over lah, then will have to get back my balance in order to run again... Grr. Saw many people fall because they abit like me, but then they too impatient le, Qiu Sheng Xin Qie...

Went back to music room for choir before realising that the guys have been dismissed. Only Conclusion: They died when we weren't present
Result : Mr wong dismissed them because he doesn't want them to spoil music. Lol.

Went downstairs and saw the guys after helping with arranging the chairs. Went to play soccer with them instead of going home straight. Was offered a roti prata by YingHui because sjab had extras and didnt want to waste food. Raymond was insipired by a movie about dancing and was waving his arms around... Apparently to 'copy' the moves he saw in the movie. And MC gave a sarcastic 'HSM arh?'. And then i was like trying to copy the dance part in 'we're all in this together' even though i have totally no dance blood whatsoever. And was 'caught' in the action when she walked down the stairs with another girl and saw me. Both parties laughed and left me feeling damn embrassed. >.<
Xavier was like saying, "HAHA, paiseh yourself in front of her." >.<


If I am willing to give up all of these, then who does the soul in my body belong to? It will definitely not be mine anymore.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Thursday the throughly fun day

During assembly, mr tan was addressing us on a littering problem that has obviously bugged the school for years and now it finally worsened. And he said a phrase that made everyone laugh. "REPENT! and SIN NO MORE!"... Come to think of it, it really is funny... Lol.

SS is unusually fun today, but then, mrs lim didn't like the way we do things... Haiz. Though we slacked so much, still managed to complete the assignment, really miraculous sia. Chinese is okay lah, and MC die die will fall asleep de... Haiz, how to improve liddat? And as mr sim was teaching, he addressed a problem between parents and children. He chose wenyi to explain her relation with her parents, which unfortunately is not very good but she simply refused to state why it was so bad when mr sim tried to probe.

Went up to the library to read the potter's tale like i have been doing since yesterday. Many thanks to PEHJUINLI for lending the book =P. She's nice can? unlike so many other people who i've known for at least 2 years and they refused to lend me >.<
I wonder whats wrong with reading books slowly? Is it really a must to finish the book within like 6 or 7 hours that people proudly claim? Im just reading my book in the library and so many people have to come and give stupid antics such as, "read so slow arh? lousy lah" Like whatever can? If you read the book damn fast just to be a spoiler, i rather you be a slow reader.

A-maths test is SIAN ARHHHHH. Think i cannot get very high marks... Might not even hit the A1 mark even though i really studied, 2 hours straight... And that is also the reason why i read potter's tale that slowly =P. Anyway, i wont choing lah, when i actually thought of borrowing the book after common test... But since JuinLi is such a nice lady to lend me now, might as well read now right?

Went for the STDs and AIDS assembly talk. Its like so gross? They were showing penises and vaginas like they're just a another body part that got a stupid virus. I there also can't help but feel paiseh sia. But i agree with the teachings though =P. The teacher was a 62-year old lady that sounds a little naggy to me and her approaches are weird... And i thought woman's age is a secret... Lol. She actually taught us how to wear a remove a condom safely from the packinging so we dont damage it or not it will lose its main function. And the 'climax' of the day was when she teached us how to wear a condom properly... OMG can?

I've just realised something very very terrible this week... I've just realised that i've been doing things that you've been doing to me. I just realised perhaps, perhaps, i really was the one who started. Perhaps i was all along at fault. I want to fish the answers from you, i want to know if i really was at wrong all along. But how am i supposed to do that when we're both not talking to each other? Both just look straight in the eyes and shun away 1 or 2 seconds later? Standing in front of each other but making no effort to come up with speech. Showing perhaps defiance in your face? Perhaps i really really am wrong. But what i want to really say is... Im really sorry, because i've just realised my mistake. IM SORRY! And to ms BIG BIRD, im sorry for bringing 'her' up again even though i promised you indirectly not to.

Don't expect the fish till you've put the bait

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Monday And Tuesday

MONDAY

Quite an interesting day... Started off with PE and played badminton cause i no need run le, passed already =P. Play and play and still so damn lousy... Just have to admit the fact, i can't play badminton. My racket strings broke... And then it was like everytime you hit a shuttlecock, you'll feel vibrations on the racket, damn cute la!

Went for maths but mr tan couldn't make it becasue the MOE officials were coming... End up slack throughout the whole period even though we're supposed to be doing work... Lol. JuinLi keep saying 2I girls have a 2I girls look... Though i don't really see the difference... Hmmz...

Physics is damn lang bei... This mr tan also couldn't make it... Think is the same reason ba, haiz. Ended up CPL come relieve us. She said that she couldn't believe that we were actually so damn noisy until she saw it for herself... Well? Perhaps its a good thing after all? Ended up at the corridor outside the library... Apparently the librarian was not in and hence the library was not open... 4 grace was also there... Sitting outside with us. The librarian eventually came and we went inside to slack for 1 period while CPL went back to her class as she had lessons.

While outside the library, joey trapped a jumping spider and lead it into MC's bag. And then we went into the library and slack. Sang so damn loudy that 2 girls whom i don't know keep staring at me =P. Think im a freak or something, haha. And i actually stare back. Then they contiune reading their books. Lol?

When we went for out chinese class, MC opened his bag and the spider jumped out... He said the spider struck a thread of the web on his hand which is obviously not true. Most likely is the spider spin the web inside the bag, then when MC put his hand inside to reach for the books, he touched them so got the sticky thread feeling. Its irritating( i mean the sticky thread feeling). I always get it while walking under trees because im too tall =P.

No Choir practiceeeeee... No venue arh! SIANNNNN.

My brother gave me a lecture on goals. He said that people who are succesful always plan and set their goals out ahead... so whenever they see their goals there. They will be reminded and strive harder to reach their targets. Little did my brother know, i see my goals everyday in school.


TUESDAY

Today, is a bad bad day. Overslept... Like omg? When was the last time i overslept man? And somemore on the exam day!!! Maybe i really too stress liao arh. Ended up with laurel and junhao because i saw them at the MRT. NYP still hasn't given laurel a reply slip to his direct poly admission... Really hopes he gets it. Best wishes!

Maths paper is CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. Its so impossible for them to set such hard question on such easy topics la... I dun think i can get my A1 liao la....... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Crap. I almost didn't managed to finish the paper. I thought there was 3 graphs to be drawn and when the invilgilator shouted 30 more minutes... I was still stuck at the first graph. Like so omg?!?!?! Then when she shouted 10 more mins... I barely finished the 2nd graph. And thats when i realised that there isn't a third graph to be drawn. Felt so HENGGG ARHHH. The thing is although this paper is hard to score, its easy to pass lor. I simply cannot understand why people all saying 'die liao, die liao' Never study meh? If really never study, then you asked for it lor... Zi Zhuo Nie, Bu Ke Rao

English compo is okay lah, at least when i was doing it... Trying to use as many chim chim words as possible... Lol. But overall still think okay lah. Slept for 35 minutes. Woke up. Felt the left side of my body numb. Signs of stroke. Lol. Really arh, if i old liao, the percentage of me getting a stroke confirm damn high. Sleep also can get half the body numb. Old liao sure siao liao.

After the paper, budiman asked me how much i've written and i just said 1 page 2 lines lor. Then he said need at least 350 words. And i was like HUH? really arh? Omg lah. I didn't see leh. Siao liao la. The usual confidence deserted me like refugees escaping out a country. Arghhh, just hope that a miracle happen and somehow or another reach 350 words. Amen.


Tui Huo Yi Bu, Hai Kuo Tian Kong.
Ru Guo Zhen De Shi Zhe Yang De Hua, Hai You Ren Yuan Yi Wang Qian Zou Ma?

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Surprises

So far, in this secondary school life, i havent really been surprised by students or even teachers, their decisions and reactions seems to be kind of expected to a certain extent, but there is 3 students whom i know, that never ever fails to surprise me... And heck, all in the same class zzz.

For example, there's 1 lady whom broke my personal record. This is the first time i ever used more than 10 sms on a single lady in a single day... May be kind of normal for you people, but for me, who is using a prepaid card, this is nearly impossible because i'll stop. Or the other person would stop. And not even her will receive 10 sms from me in a single day, basically, its because she wont even reply me 7 times... Lol. And seriously, i just kept being reminded why im so scared =P. Intelligence is another scary thing apart from details... Well, guess i just to somehow sit firm in my chair so i wont fall out the next time similiar speeds occur.

And i was super super surprised to hear someone say that she DIDN'T KNOW i had a SENSE OF HUMOUR?!?! Im like a stupid joker can? To think that someone thought that im a super serious idiot with no sense of humour -.-
Luckily i didnt fall out of my chair this time because i've learn my lesson =P. And so i was told that i shouldn't use my eyes like im some kinda wolfie. So if you ever achieved powerful eyes, please keep your observations to yourself, cause i was told that it will freak people out. Sadly, this lady confirmed my fears indirectly... Haiz, sometimes, its not a good thing to be able to infer things too...

Here's one reflection, im really super 'sua ku' when it comes to nightfall activities, i wouldn't have believed it if i hadn't seen it for myself. People actually stay up so late in the night using their computers? And because im kinda a traditional man, to me sleeping at 11.30pm is late enough already, and i was so damn surprised when i saw at least 20 people online at 12pm. Wished 1 'good morning'. Lol. And amazingly, so many of them are girls... So perhaps girls are actually more wild than boys... Hmmz.


Dui suo ai de ren, yi ju hua ye bu shuo, que zi zi tai luo suo

Saturday, July 28, 2007

The boring saturday

As the title suggests... Today is a BORINNNNGGGGG day. Nothing's happening, and im too slack a person to study on saturday =P. Ended up in front of the computer as usual, and also in front of my mum getting scolded as usual. Haiz, will this routine ever end?

Went for my maths tuition and did trigo and modulus function... Like omg?!?! my common test dun have trigo arh!!! siao liao... but i still finished it anyway... with not bad results... Its amazing how i never ever get full marks in tuition... Like the question the teacher give always so easy but then somewhere, somehow i will still do wrongly or just pure careless mistake... Grr

Was inspired by my friend because he is a plump guy... But after missing tuition for 3 sessions, he received amazing results. He went to gyms on saturday and goes to play badminton and swimming on sunday. In the end, he actually passed his 2.4km test... And with amazing results of 11minutes. Like omg?!?! he's like 79kg? And he runs a 11minutes? walao, make me feel so bad sia... I only 50+ kg also need to run 14minutes... sia suay leh...

Common test is tuesday!!! It finally starts! And if you really hate tests and exams... You can always look at the positive side. For example, If you're the very clever and score high high marks type, you can look at this common test as a stage for you to show your prowess. If you're a average average type... You can look upon this common test as a experiment to show how much you well you can do in different areas of knowledge. If you're a study not so good 1 who fails regularly, you can look upon this tests as a chance to not fail and prove to yourself that you can pass! As for those who don't want to study, don't like to study, don't care to study, you can look upon this as a good chance to sleep openly without being scolded by teachers even if you're 'caught'

So i wish everyone good luck for common tests and please... Don't be so zai can? Just do your normal zainess cos i will estimate how zai you will be and already have a plan where i'll be so IFFF you suddenly SPRING up onto the zainess board, i'll be knock off my chair =P.

I aim for the moon, knowing that when i fail, at least i'll be lying among the stars... But when i really jumped for the moon and i failed, i realise, the stars are actually much further away...

Friday, July 27, 2007

Its Friday again.

Yay! Today is friday again, a day most people would most probably look forward to. And so i think most of the people are wishing school ended quickly so they can go home sleep/slack/play. Well, as usual, im always looking forward to a school day and wish to absorb as much knowledge as possible, which is 1 of the reasons you never see me sleeping in class =P.

Stepped into school with my usual killer aura... Lol? Perhaps im just pure scary. Anyway, i was kind of surprised when i saw her sitting in the canteen bench when its like so damn early in the morning? Apparently she's scared of being late again... After all, she was late on monday,tuesday,thursday. So perhaps she's scared she will get Detention Class if she's ever late again. haha. Maths was er half fun half hard? Cause i wasn't paying attention(full attention). Was singing as usual =P. And so when i tried to tackle the problems, they caused problems. Lol

Biology test was better than i thought. I couldn't study at all thanks to the ever-flowing mucus and the ever-flowing tears. I caught a damn cold the night before a biology test. Zzzz. But guessed i did not too badly, my brains could dig something up in the archives... Think can get at least a 17/25? Maybe 15? Must at least have a 'B'. Failing is not an option.

Choir practice is SPECIAL. We had to sing in the house of god... Thanks to the examination that made the technical block out of bounds... It was abit like VCH... The sound just fly all the way up up up ^^^ and then if you used the headvoice often... It sounds damn nice... So the sopranos benefit the most =P. But the only bad thing is its SPARSE and HUGE and BIG. And the benches are in a squary format instead of the curvy 'U's that most choirs and bands sit in. So the voice was a bit hard.

Clarence came to play snooker, so i had to take the key for him, when i went up, the choir peeps followed. And when jerome and Clarence play like 3 games... We finally finished one... Haiz, maybe im just too noob man. And then super luckily never got scolded although i was late to return the keys... Haha, the uncles are nice people!!!

People who are talkative listen more than they talk
or not where would they find subjects to talk about?